Bike LUST!



"Yummy!" I said while test driving this bike at a local bike store. I immediately started jumping the speed bumps in the bike parking lot and thoroughly enjoying my bike lust.

Currently I have a Specalized XC full suspention bike. Which is ok, but as you can imagine, I fall off often and my control is limited. I thought that it was just my balancing deficiency or unsporty gene, but after I road The 2008 Specialized Stumpjumper small frame bike with Fox shocks (The Bike above, minus the fox shocks) I've changed my mind. This bike fit me like a glove.

It was like dating michael j fox and thinking that is all there is, then getting involved with Vin Diesel. Michael J Fox is cute, but not bone quivering. Vin Diesel on the other hand... One word LUST-FULL! Yum!

The strangest part is that I didn't think a bike could fit me so well. Just goes to show, Bikes are like men, they are all different and difficult. :)

Now all I need is 2300 for my Vin Diesel.


Lustful Cosmo

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Back off Vin Diesel. He is mine!

Cathy said...

You didn't mention the cat fight we almost had over that pretty bike. Luckily Bradd Pitt is still going strong so I can't justify a new one. Saves me some money. (Brad Pitt is my bike name FYI)

Rummy

Cosmo said...

Catherinette, no worries. The Vin Diesel bike when elsewhere... which is too bad. I could've used some Vin Diesel between my legs!