OMG, you will NEVER believe what I did yesterday. I'm not talking about how I was trying to teach my craziest (I think Tini gives him crack when I'm not home) dog how to run beside my bicycles while I hold his leash (it was an exerperience, btw), nope I'm talking about how I stepped...into..a..GYM! OMG!

I've never joined a Gym. The only time I've ever set foot in one was after a friend had convinced me to go with them to a class. It was interesting walking into one on my own recognisances. I do have to admit, all the equipment was a bit intimidating (Hee, Hee...That’s what she said).
It all started with the birthday present I’m giving to myself. I'm giving myself an AWESOME (not good, not great, AWESOME) body for my 31st birthday. My birthday is in July, and since I need to drop about X (I’m not telling you how many! And it’s a bit rude of you to ask… ) lbs and beef up, I have to get started ASAP. That leads me to standing inside a gym. A gym that has pretty people, purple equipment (eww), and LOTS of machines that I have no idea how to operate. Austin, a Gym Guy, that was a beefcake and talked like a sales robot, said hello and immediately started giving me his sales pitch about the gym.

But be proud of me...I didn't bow to Austin’s radiantly sparkling green eyes...I didn't join, I'm waiting a whole 24 hours to join. (Don't judge me, you didn't see his eyes).

Regardless...I'm on my quest to have an Awesome body by July. The fact that Bikini season is fast approaching, helps with the motivation factor. If only I could stay away from the super chunky fudge ice cream...

Stay tunes for more, when I chat about the torture monsters...I mean gym equipment that is waiting for me…